This one's for all my Bristol peeps Staggering these streets half asleep trying to lift your feet This ain't trick or treat Wake up and smell the roses This one's for all my Bristol peeps Staggering these streets half asleep trying to lift your feet This ain't trick or treat Wake up and smell the roses, eh What's that? What you tryin to say? Your lips move like you're wanting to communicate But your eyes are all glazed What's that you say? You done too much... Ohh K! Yeah it's all clear now That's why you're on the floor crawling around And you're calling out To your mates but your mates can't help you Cos they're falling about like Zombies in a B-movie That's all you ever really seem to be But it seems to me the only brains you eat Are the ones that you may soon need So get up and get yourself outside Watch the sun rise Open up your eyes Cos there's so much more to your life Oh this one's for my Bristol peeps Staggering these streets half asleep trying to lift your feet This ain't trick or treat Wake up and smell the roses This one's for my Bristol peeps Staggering these streets half asleep trying to lift your feet This ain't trick or treat Wake up and smell the roses eh Everyone I'd like you to meet mixie 16 going on 60 Used to have a sparkle in her eye and her smile could lift me But now the skies are misty, eh Cos these days She hoovers up lines like a dyson Gets knocked out like mike tyson Yeah half the time it's white lines and white lightning As for the other half Well it's way to frightening Being sober when you gotta face All the shadows of the past that you can't erase Now you're running to that other place It's written in the lines all over your face And you say you're having fun That you're not the only one You say it's just a game You can take it as it comes But when you're all alone That's when the cracks begin to show You fill them in the only way you know Oh this one's for my Bristol peeps Staggering these streets half asleep trying to lift your feet This ain't trick or treat Wake up and smell the roses This one's for my Bristol peeps Staggering these streets half asleep trying to lift your feet This ain't trick or treat Wake up and smell the roses eh Well your logic it's lost on me Seems like a pretty high cost to me Only 23 now it hurts to pee Yeah pretty soon you'll have your very own colostomy So wake up before you wreck yourself Take a minute to collect yourself You gotta learn to respect yourself You better check yourself before you wet yourself eh And maybe I don't know what I'm missing But I've got a bladder not a bag to piss in Yeah I don't gotta be no mathematician To figure that's a rash decision And even if nobody listens Well it doesn't matter cos I'm no magician I'm just a poor musician Trying to make some people listen Oh this one's for my Bristol peeps Staggering these streets half asleep trying to lift your feet This ain't trick or treat Wake up and smell the roses This one's for my Bristol peeps Staggering these streets half asleep trying to lift your feet This ain't trick or treat Wake up and smell the roses Oh this one's for my Bristol peeps Staggering these streets half asleep trying to lift your feet This ain't trick or treat Wake up and smell the roses This one's for my Bristol peeps Staggering these streets half asleep trying to lift your feet This ain't trick or treat Wake up and smell the roses