Sometimes you're looking at me But usually you're looking past me At somebody else, and she's pretty as hell It's not that I don't notice, I'm just busy taking notes On her body, on her hair On the way you're staring at her Got me wishing I could look like I'm your type If I dyed my hair to be your favorite color, dear If I started losing half a pound a day Would you second-guess? Would you decide to stay? (Would you stay?) And is there anything else that you'd like me to change? Driving to your apartment I was thinking to myself Maybe I am out of my mind when you're around 'Cause I really think that changing how I look could change your mind If I dyed my hair to be your favorite color, dear If I agreed with everything you had to say Would you second-guess? Would you decide to stay? (Would you stay?) And is there anything else that you'd like me to change? I turned around and drove home For the last time, 'cause now I know That I should dye my hair to be my favorite color, and Shouldn't have to worry every single day About how I look and if you're gonna stay (would you stay?) And now there's nothing you can say to make me change No, there's nothing that you can say to make me change