It's the moment I know you've planned for The hour is finally here A musical that you have to stand for Excuse me while I disappear Analytics indicated we should have an opening number At the top of our little play So we wrote an opening number To match the flow Of our jam-packed show That's sure to blow you away It's the ultimate! Yeah, it's the best there ever was Oh you might not believe it means the title, but yes it does It's number one! Yeah it's incomparably great So sit back, relax, just wait It's storytime! We're prepared to tell you a story The likes of which you've never seen We'll sprinkle in a couple of sub-plots With some songs layered in between It's sort of about self-expression And freedom to be who you are But don't get the wrong impression It's mostly jokes from joksey folk And lots and lots and lots of... Rhymes It's the ultimate! The best that one could ever be Better than the things online On vine potentially It's the maximum! Yeah, it's the best there ever was And you better believe because It's storytime! Down from the ground up to the sky It's like a metaphor except for when it's not As long as nothing goes awry Then you're in store For more than you could hope So buckle your seatbelts, strap on in That has got nothing to do with the Song, I just want you to be safe while driving So we can let this musical begin! It's the ultimate! Yeah, it's the cream of the crop And we're here to make sure that the fun is non-stop It's number one! As far as storytimes go So let's get it in full swing It's storytime! Now it's your turn to sing It's storytime! Sit back, relax, just wait It's storytime! (Yeah!)