How'd ya like to spend Christmas on Christmas Island? How'd ya like to spend the holiday away across the sea? How'd ya like to spend Christmas on Christmas Island? How'd ya like to hang a stocking on a great big coconut tree? How'd ya like to stay up late, like the Islanders do? Wait for Santa to sail in with your presents in a canoe If you ever spend Christmas on Christmas Island You will never stray for every day your Christmas dreams come true How'd ya like to spend Christmas without a turkey on Christmas Island? Where is a mistletoe? How'd ya like to spend the holiday away across the sea? Maybe for you but not for me How'd ya like to stay up late like the Islanders do? Wait for Santa to sail in with your present in a canoe If you ever spend Christmas on Christmas Island You will never stray, for every day your Christmas dreams come true What's the more do you gonna use for a chimney You will never ever stray, for every day your Christmas dreams come true, true, true