There's a book on my dining table "Fifty places to drink beer before you die" I don't think these things are supposed to be morbid But right now I think I kinda wanna cry Somewhere I got sliced right down the middle and Somehow I grew bigger than my skin Swallowed too much gum when I was little And It's been weighing me down ever since I'm exhausted Slightly nauseous Wanna leave my thought on read Wish someone would invent clapping lights To turn out the shit inside my head Yeah Yeah Can't clap to knock myself out Yeah Think you missed the punchline Didn't hear you laugh at me I'm a glutton for self punishment and 2010's TV Somewhere I got sliced right down the middle And forgot quite how to take it on the chin Swallowed too much gum when I was little And it's been weighing me down ever since I'm exhausted Slightly nauseous Wanna leave my thought on read Wish someone would invent clapping lights To turn off the shit inside my head Yeah Yeah Can't clap to knock myself out Yeah I'm looking for a knockdown drag out I'm a mess Cleanup on aisle 10 Yeah Yeah I think you missed the punchline didn't hear you laugh at me I'm a glutton for self punishment and losing all my keys