My pride, it gets ahead of me sometimes
And I'm a lot more vain than I would like (I count my)
I count my blessings everyday
Then count my flaws, can't look away
From this cluttered patchwork quilt I'm wrapped up in
(Peel back my skin)
Why don't you pin me to a petri dish, slice me down the middle?
Flip my stomach inside out then tell me I look thinner
Dissect me down to ugly little things
Then look me in my eyes and tell me
I'm the prettiest bitch
My mouth can be a little quick sometimes
I spill my guts to people I don't even like (even like)
My beauty laundry's hung out front
I keep my closet doors unlocked
And toss my skeletons out like party favours
Pin me to a petri dish, slice me down the middle
Flip my stomach inside out and tell me I look thinner
Dissect me down to ugly little bits
Then look me in the eyes and tell me
I'm a bitch sometimes
I'm a mess, that's right
I'm a topic of conversation
Put a cigarette out on your back
Then you'll smile and thank me for it
Why don't I pin you to a petri dish, slice you down the middle?
Wrap my claws around your heart
You'll tell me I look thinner
Dissect you down to ugly little bits
Just so you'll look me in the eyes and tell me
I'm the prettiest
Look me in the eyes and tell me
I'm the prettiest
Look me in the eyes and tell me
I'm the prettiest bitch