What is it that you want to sell Talking like a walking wishing well Yes I know the protocol We are trained to be transactional One, two, three for you Don't you worry babe, you know I will get mine too Worn, torn, black and blue for you O-oh, o-oh Everybody knows that I'm a user Close the door and lock it O no, o no When she offers me I can't refuse her Put it in my pocket Is there some place we can meet To pick some pockets in the passenger seat Yes, I've got some needs to fill You serve a purpose but I love you still Four, five, six for me You know you won't have to show me all your tricks for free But let me stick around and see O-oh, o-oh Everybody knows that I'm a user Close the door and lock it O no, o no When she offers me I can't refuse her Put it in my pocket O-oh, o-oh Everybody knows that I'm a user Close the door and lock it O no, o no When she offers me I can't refuse her Put it in my pocket O-oh, o-oh Everybody thinks that I'm a loser Finger in the socket Oh no, o no I know that I just cannot accuse her I'm being used but fuck it