Rodger and I are good friends for most days in the week
Rodger has insomnia and often doesn't sleep
Rodger doesn't know that I will always be his friend
But Rodger calls me when he's drunk and it bugs me to no end
Oh, Rodger, right now, Rodger, right now
I'm not gonna answer your call
Rodger, right now, Rodger, right now
You are gonna blame it all
Rodger, rushed, stressed, and your drunk texts
Followed by the voicemails you send
Rodger, not now, but in the morning
You'll remember I am your friend
Rodger joined a church that some people call a cult
Rodger tried the spiritual and left with no result
Rodger's aunt was murdered and mother paralyzed
Rodger felt responsible and still believes the lies
Rodger's daddy left him when he was just a boy
Rodger joined the coastguard and was ready to deploy
Rodger got a girlfriend who soon became his wife
She couldn't be faithful so he tried to take his life
Oh, Rodger, right now, Rodger, right now
I'm not gonna answer your call
Rodger, right now, Rodger, right now
You are gonna blame it all
Rodger, rushed, stressed, and your drunk texts
Followed by the voicemails you send
Rodger not now, but in the morning
You'll remember I am your friend
Rodger, right now, Rodger, right now
I'm not gonna answer your call
Rodger, right now, Rodger, right now
You are gonna blame it all
Rodger, rushed, stressed, and your drunk texts
Followed by the voicemails you send
Rodger, not now, but in the morning
You'll remember I am your friend